No Fairy Dust, Just Facts.

Look, you see a lot of mushroom chocolate out there wrapped in vague promises. This isn’t that. The Silly Farms Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bar is a tool. It’s a precisely dosed, lab-verified edible for adults who want a consistent, manageable experience without the guesswork. Think of it like a reliable piece of gear—you know exactly what it does and how to use it.

It combines a solid 7-gram extract of their proprietary mushroom blend into 15 individual squares of real chocolate. Each bar is 5 servings total. That’s the spec sheet. It’s built for control, from the first square to the last.

Build & Specifications

• Total Configuration: 1 bar, 15 separable squares.
• Total Active Blend: 7g Silly Farms Proprietary Mushroom Extract.
• Servings Per Bar: 5 (3 squares = 1 serving).
• Core Materials: 100% cacao, cacao butter, coconut sugar, oat milk powder, vanilla, sea salt.
• Quality Control: Third-party lab tested. Results available.
• Operation: Oral consumption. No preparation needed.

Why This Bar Works

The Chocolate Isn’t an Afterthought. They start with 100% cacao. Then they add cacao butter and oat milk powder for creaminess, coconut sugar for a touch of sweetness—not a sugar bomb—and a hit of sea salt to balance it. The result is a dark chocolate that actually tastes like chocolate, not wax and artificial flavor. It’s a good vehicle. It doesn’t fight you.

The Dosing is Engineered, Not Sprinkled. The 7-gram mushroom extract is evenly infused through the entire batch before it’s molded. This means the compound is distributed consistently in every square. If you take one square, you’re getting a precise fraction of the total. If you take three squares (a serving), you’re getting exactly one-fifth of the 7-gram blend. This repeatability is what makes it a practical choice for building a routine. You can adjust your intake by the square, not by hoping this bite has the same amount as the last.

The Mushroom Blend is the Heart of It. Silly Farms uses a proprietary nootropic blend. “Nootropic” here means it’s formulated for specific functional support—think clarity, focus, a balanced mindset. This isn’t a single-note product. The blend is designed to offer a more rounded, intentional experience compared to just taking a raw extract. It’s the difference between a standard part and a tuned-up performance part.

Deployment & Handling

Start Low. Go Slow. That’s the rule. The bar is segmented for a reason. If you’re new to this, start with one square. Wait. See how you feel. You can always take more later; you can’t take less. A full serving is three squares. Do not consume the entire bar at once. That’s not using the tool correctly.

It’s Convenient. No brewing tea, no dealing with powders. It’s stable, portable, and discrete. Break off what you need, put the rest away. It’s that simple.

Storage: Keep it in a cool, dry place. It’s chocolate. Don’t leave it in your glovebox on a hot day.

Verification & Transparency

We don’t stock mystery meat. Every batch of Silly Farms chocolate is verified by an independent, third-party lab. Those tests check for potency (to ensure the dosing is accurate) and for contaminants. You can see the reports. This is non-negotiable. It’s how you know you’re getting what’s on the label, nothing more, nothing less.

Available Flavors (Models)

They offer several flavor configurations. The base is that quality dark chocolate, but with added ingredients for variety. All contain the same 7g mushroom blend.

• Butter Cup
• Caramel Crunch
• Cinnamagic
• Cookies & Magic
• Fruity Heavens
• Matcha Heaven
• Milk Chocolate
• Smores
• Strawberry Milkshake
• Wavy Wafer

Note: Flavor availability changes. Check the product page or with us for current stock.

Bottom Line

The Silly Farms Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bar is for the user who values precision and consistency. It’s a well-made product with clear dosing, legitimate ingredients, and verified contents. It removes the variables so you can focus on the experience. If that’s what you’re looking for, this bar will do the job.

WARNING: For adult use only. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Do not operate machinery or drive after consumption. Consult with a healthcare professional if you have any concerns or are taking medication. Know your local laws.